viernes, 21 de diciembre de 2012

Carolyn Biery - The Gays Killed the Dinosaurs

Carolyn Biery es una actriz y cantante de Oklahoma (Estados Unidos) que escribe canciones humorísticas acompañada de guitarra, harmónica o melódica. Uno de sus temas habla sobre la posibilidad de que los dinosaurios hubiesen desaparecido debido al matrimonio homosexual. Sobra decirlo, pero Carolyn utiliza la ironia para hablar de un problema bastante serio en la sociedad norteamericana como es la constante criminalización a la comunidad gay. Y es que como las cosas sigan así, desde algunos sectores religiosos se puede llegar a culpar a los homosexuales hasta de la extinción de los gigantes del Mesozoico.



Ahí dejo la letra, que no tiene desperdicio:

When I was a kid I wondered why
Is the sky blue, how do birds fly?
Most importantly why
Did the dinosaurs die?

I looked online to see what they say
And hey, I think I might have finally found a way
To finally explain
They were killed by the gays

The gays killed the dinosaurs
The gays killed the dinosaurs
Jurassic Park after dark is just a gay cabaret
That explains the cave drawing of the YMCA
They gays killed the dinosaurs
And they caused 9 11
The terrorists helped.

I wanted to ride a stegosaurus
Now I see that it's just a broadway diva chorus
And Burnedette and Liza try to sympathize with me
But you see
They're like God to gay people
Because gays love broadway divas
Like Liza Minelli

Allosaurus, stegosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex
Gay sex orgy in 2 million BC
My favorite the triceratops
I wonder if it was a bottom or a top
Triceratops were probably bottoms

The gays killed the dinosaurs
The gays killed the dinosaurs
Maybe they were jealous of the T-Rex's pecs
Or perhaps it was all of the gay sex
But the gays killed the dinosaurs
And they enjoy The Notebook
At least the men do
Cuz lesbians watch Ellen.

It wasn't a meteor, it was a bunch of leather clad man whores
I don't know what the reason, maybe dinosaurs were just so last season
Dinosaurs got the last pick of the bag
All because of a bunch of stupid factors they couldn't work out between them and the homosexuals.

The gays killed the dinosaurs
The gays killed the dinosaurs
Take a fossil, look inside and you'll find gay pride
Because of gay marriage the Dinosaurs died
The gays killed the dinosaurs
At least that's what my church says

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