En la canción, Jay relata como Londres se llena de dinosaurios, llegando a acojonar a un periodista de la BBC llamado Christopher Clarke. La letra es la siguiente:
I’m here on Westminster Bridge and there are dinosaurs
What the fuck man, dinosaurs on Westminster bridge!
There’s one on top of Big Ben
There’s another on top of Big Ben
There's several sitting on the South Bank
And there's one paddling in the Thames.
Of all the places I have been and all the scenes that I have seen
I’ve never seen a scene like this occur
Christopher Clarke, BBC News, Westminster.
There’s a T rex standing by the London Eye, and he’s spinning it round really fast
And the diplodocus doesn't seem to know what all the fuss is
while he's skating round Embankment on four double decker buses.
Still here on Westminster Bridge with all the dinosaurs (dinosaurs!)
The police are out, but I don’t think they’ll do any good.
The triceratops has eaten all the nuts
The velociraptor's eaten all the nut-stand guys
There's one outside McDonalds
He's eyeing up the fatties trapped inside.
And if one comes after me, I'll be killed immediately
Could you tell my wife that I love her?
Christopher Clarke, BBC news, Westminster
Christopher Clarke, very afraid
Shitting my pants! Come to my aid!
Here comes one now, I'd better keep still ...
I need to sneeze!